Gepetto Pencil Sharpener

Technically this should probably be called the Pinocchio pencil sharpener but you get the point. The pencil is the nose and the less you lie, the shorter it gets or something like that. Very cute. But it here ($11.99).

Tank Pencil Sharpener

Take on some friendly fire. This Friendly Tank, made of ceramics is a handsome pencil sharpen for your desk. The pencil is after all mightier than the sword. Buy it here ($39).