Here’s a tape measure that really “measures up”. What has a long neck and loves numbers? Why the Giraffe Measuring Tape does of course. This might be the only measuring tape in the world that doesn’t look like one when it’s sitting on your shelf. The product description doesn’t say, but I’d venture to guess that you can’t quite measure something as long as a real giraffe’s neck with this. But for small jobs, it’s head and shoulders above the rest.